Hello there! I hope everyone's enjoying tonight. I am _____ (name) for those who don't know me. And yeah, according to the groom, I am his best man. (pause for a laugh)
_____ (groom) and I were friends since childhood – when we were still both young and ugly, but already having the times of our lives – until he and _____ (bride) decided to live together so we pretty knew each other. When we had our first crushes – to pretty girls that were 3 years older than us, they were also friends –
